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Friday, February 2, 2007

Big Fellows Promotion

Companies hire pretty girls or pimpled students to give out promotional materials in the supermarkets or at the streets' corners. The first are ignored by women, the second are ignored by everybody. Your advertisement will reach 100% of potential clients only when this job is done by big fellows with gloomy faces.

1. Carry out a casting among big fellows
2. Select the most impressive men of huge size
3. Instruct them to say 'I strongly recommend you not to throw this flyer away' when handing out promotional materials.

The productivity of your promotion campaign will increase greatly because nobody ignores big fellows. Your potential clients will not only keep the advertising materials but will never forget this 'forced smiles free' promotion.

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